Hello! My name is Montague Beauregard Flashheart.
I am a Lesser Rainbow Hearth-Dragon.
On this page, you will be able to follow my exciting adventures. Well, you will be able to as soon as those lazy humans get around to posting the details.
Off we go!
Well, here I am in Ruby the Camper, perched excitedly on the dashboard as we hurtle along at dizzy speeds. I’m not sure where we’re going yet, as they haven’t told me, but it’s bound to be somewhere brilliant.
That other thing you can see on the dashboard is also a dragon. However, unlike me, it’s definitely not real. I realised that when I tried to engage it in stimulating conversation. All it does is nod its head. Most disappointing. Apparently, its name is Bob.